Firstly to the friends and family who think I've fallen off the side of the earth/gotten eaten by a giant squid. I'm sorry I don't call/text/write/send smoke signals or carrier pigeons. My head gets too full of water and I fear using a phone will cause sparks and possibly a hair fire. No but really, I do wish I could chat with family/friends more often. I miss you all a lot and being on the other side of the world is hard. I wish I could teleport all of you out here because I love you all and miss you dearly.
I'm sorry I have a better idea of what two dive sites looks like (ahem... Twins and White Rock, I'm looking at you) than I do of what this island looks like.
I'm sorry to my poor hair, that gets caught in a mask or a tank valve and ripped out so often I'm going to start going bald soon. I'm also sorry that it turns slightly greenish from time to time due to the over-chlorination of the pool...
I deeply apologize to my body for feeding it on a diet of peanuts, Coke and cookies when I don't have time for lunch. But even when I do have time for lunch, I'm sorry I only feed you fried rice. But its so good and cheap!!
I also apologize for feeding it more beer than water. Especially since its Thai beer. There's nothing more painful than a Chang hangover. A Changover, if you will.
I'm sorry I seem to forgotten what "healthy eating and lifestyle" is. Are there other ways to exercise besides doing 10 minutes of treading water with your students once every three or four days? I walk to work... doesn't that count? Move some tanks around on the boat? The fact that I can't touch my toes anymore because I'm so inflexible? Ehhh... we'll just ignore that little tidbit.
I'm sorry to all the other clothes I own that aren't bikinis, board shorts and my work shirts because they no longer exist on a day to day basis. I walked into work the other day after having an afternoon off (yes, just an afternoon... whole days off are too hard to come by at the moment) and I had showered and put on real clothes and my coworkers nearly didn't recognize me. Apparently I look weird when I'm not in my black work shirt. I can wear other colors I swear!
I'm sorry to that college educated me that used to live around here. The one who could do math without a calculator and read books for fun and knew how to write papers... ain't got no time for that now! I have to remember how to properly teach an emergency swimming ascent or neutral buoyancy and generally teach people to dive without killing me or them. And identify all the fish. At least that knowledge hasn't gone anywhere :) I'll show you alllllll the fish.
I'm sorry I've taken more certification photos of my students than I have of anything else on Koh Tao... and I'm also sorry to my computer desktop which is now covered in student pictures, temp certification cards, teaching guides, instructor manuals and dive videos.
But really, all kidding aside, things are great out here. I'm working my ass off, yes. I've had four days off in the last month and one of them was a border run, so does that even count? Haha... I'm teaching so much I dream about briefing my students about the skills they're doing that day... like every single night. But I get to spend my time diving and teaching others to dive. Sometimes it's incredibly frustrating and challenging, but it can also be so rewarding. I've had a couple really great groups of students in the last couple weeks and that makes all the frustrating dives worth it. Especially when one of my Open Water students came in two days after the course finished and signed up for his Advanced course. I start teaching that one tomorrow :) I'm really happy with where I'm working and the people I'm working with. I'm not making millions, not by a long shot, but enough to survive and buy beers, so I certainly can't complain! :)
All the love and fishes!
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